Trumpy the Clown
“I’m running for President. Ha, ha, ha!”
Available for parties, Bat Mitzvahs, roasts and debates.
Trumpy will insult you, your family, your ancestors and
everything you hold dear in life. You’ll be rolling on the floor with laughter.
“Trumpy is the bee’s knees.”
-Old white guy from Iowa
“Everyone should vote for Trumpy.”
-Old white guy from Ohio
“He hates everything I hate. He’s amazing.”
-Old white guy from Wisconsin
