Showing posts with label Republican extortionists. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Republican extortionists. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Will Republicans pay a price for their stupidity?


As the government shutdown shenanigans come to a whimpering end today (everyone hopes), we can now focus on the great lesson learned from this fiasco: Congressional Republicans are morons, and I mean that literally.

How else can you characterize a group of individuals who would agree to shut down a government based on ridiculous demands that no one in their right mind would agree to, and who had no plan, strategy, end game or escape clause? These are allegedly adults who went to school, many of whom were financially successful in their private lives, and yet they couldn’t see what a boneheaded, fatally flawed idea this was. Lord have mercy.

What will the ramifications be? In an alternate universe they would be arrested and tried for attempting to extort the government of the United States. One would hope that in our current universe, however, their outlandish actions would cause more moderate Republican voters to question their loyalty to a party now run by anarchists, corporate lackeys and religious fanatics.

That may be asking too much. We shall see. Republicans do have a loyal base, but it is relatively small if you look at the numbers. If Democrats do not recapture the House and take more Senate seats in the upcoming election, they will only have themselves to blame. 

Thursday, October 03, 2013

The plot sickens

"We're not going to be disrespected. We have to get something out of this. And I don't know what that even is."

No, this isn’t a quote from Al Pacino in Dog Day Afternoon. This is what Rep. Marlin Stutzman (R-Ind.) told The Washington Examiner in an interview yesterday. Sure sounds like an extortionist to me.

Stutzman
Yeah, we put a gun to the head of the United States, but you’re not cooperating. You simply want us to put down the gun. Are you crazy? We’re not letting go of this bitch without getting something. You understand?

Sgt. Reality
Millions of people are suffering because of you. The majority of Americans think you’re insane. No one’s on your side except for FOX News and a few grumpy old white men.

Stutzman
Obamacare is a socialist plot. We are trying to save America from a communist takeover.

Sgt. Reality
You and about 0.00001 percent of the population actually believe that. The rest of us just want to get on with our lives. You’ve made your point, whatever that point was, now you’re actually hurting your fellow Americans.

Stutzman
It’s for the greater good, and quitting now would make us look weak and foolish.

Sgt. Reality
You’re going to bring America to its knees to save face.

Stutzman
It’s all Obama’s fault!