“I’m sorry you’re going to hell.”
“Yes, I do use product in my hair.”
“Pats win the whole enchilada. You can take that to the bank.”
“The ‘H’ stands for Hymie.”
“Well, I just don’t see your name on the reservation list. Can you spell that again?”
“I wanted to try a nice Italian suit, but my agent said the robe was part of my brand.”
“Sucks to be you.”
“It was messiah or carpenter. What would you choose?”
“I confess. I’m addicted to ‘Lost.’”
“I’ll come back when I’m damn good and ready to come back. Capiche?”
“My parents were too embarrassed to talk about sex. Hence, Immaculate Conception.”
"I taught Angel everything he knows."
"Like to pull my string? Here, pull my finger."
"I invented string cheese."
"Whoa. Three days without a shower...in a cave! I tell you, I smelt like yesterday's Gefilte Fish."
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