The United States Department of Defense, in conjunction with
the CIA, unveiled the first die-cast metal toy in a new line of products being
sold on Amazon under the name, “America Owns the World.” The initial offering
is the Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV)
RQ-1 Predator shown here. This indiscriminate killing machine has seen combat
over Afghanistan, Pakistan, Bosnia, Serbia, Iraq, and Yemen, killing and
disfiguring women, children, and the occasional terrorist, since 1995.
On the schedule for
release this spring is 1/12 scale replica of a CIA waterboarding operation,
complete with paid mercenaries, buckets and leaders of the international
community standing outside the facility covering their eyes and ears.
Future releases
include a model black site prison in Bosnia (includes pliers and death metal
CD), the Abu Ghraib hooded prisoner doll, and “My First Shredding Machine” with
copies of the Constitution, Bill of Rights and other useless documents for your
child’s shredding fun.
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