Traveler from Saudi Arabia Arrested at Detroit Metro with
Pressure Cooker
So here we have either the world’s stupidest terrorist or the world's most clueless international traveler.
If you are a terrorist, why would you bring a pressure
cooker into a country where you can easily buy one, especially if you’re traveling from the Mideast going to the United
States?
“And why are you bringing a pressure cooker from Saudi
Arabia?”
“Uh, I really, really like steamed vegetables. No? American pressure
cookers are so cheap and badly made. Everyone knows this…. I’m going to start a
falafel stand.”
“Come with me, Sir.”
"Oh, sure, and now I suppose you're going grill me about the sticks of dynamite strapped to my vest. It's because I'm Saudi Arabian, right?"
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