Wednesday, July 03, 2013

Tomorrow's headlines today

Lichtenstein offers Snowden asylum. US prepares for invasion.

Dennis Rodman receives Nobel Peace Prize

Depp’s next role to be a gay beluga whale in ocean epic

President’s announcement initiating martial law interrupts Dancing with the Stars. ABC receives tens of thousands of complaints.

Testifying before the congressional Intelligence Committee, Director of National Intelligence James Clapper’s pants spontaneously combust

Stone’s latest backstage rider includes oxygen tanks, a box of Depends and four mobility scooters.

Check out my new novel Fall Lake. The link is below my photo.

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