The Republican Loonypalooza Show is a bottomless source of
entertainment as candidates for the highest office in the country try to
“out-crazy” their opponents. Yesterday it was Ted Cruz cooking bacon on the
barrel of a machine gun. Today’s head-exploding offering is from the
“Please-somebody-ask-me-to-run” non-candidate, the Grizzly Momma herself, Sarah
Palin, who seems to be wooing a certain egomaniacal billionaire from New York.
In a recent posting on Breitbart.com, Sarah wrote:
“The elites are shocked by Trump’s
dominance, but everyday Americans aren’t. Everywhere I’ve gone this summer,
including motorsport events in Detroit full of fed-up Joe Six-Pack Americans,
the folks I meet commiserate about wussified slates of politicians, but then
unsolicited, they whisper their appreciation for Trump because he has the guts
to say it like it is.”
Donald Trump is the candidate for Joe Six-Pack Americans,
according to Palin. The nation’s most arrogant, out-of-touch elitist is
actually a man of the people, a defender of the little guy who can’t catch a
break. Like Superman, Trump adopts a clever personae during the day, in his
case, a racist, misogynistic billionaire blowhard, but at night, he dons
overalls and a baseball cap and buys rounds of drinks at neighborhood bars,
hands out free Slurpees in front of a 7/11, and rescues lost pets.
Loonypalooza rolls on to the debate tomorrow. Buckle up, because it’s gonna be a wild ride.
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