New York City, NY - In a previously unreleased segment of Katie Couric’s recent interview with McCain running mate Sarah Palin, Couric asked Palin about her children and how they would react if Mommy was vice president of the United States. Palin initially denied she had any children, but when pressed, admitted that they did exist.
Couric: Why would you say you don’t have any children when you clearly do?
Palin: I thought we were talking about undocumented workers.
Couric: That was several questions ago.
Palin: My family is very special to me. I love them all very, very much.
Couric: Now your children have interesting and unique names. Can you talk about how you chose their names?
Palin: No.
Couric: Excuse me?
Palin: I’d rather not discuss my personal life.
Couric: You brought your family to the Republican National Convention. It’s no secret you have five children. I just wanted to know about their names.
Palin: Can we talk about offshore drilling? I have notes on that.
Couric: What are your children’s names?
Palin: I would be more than happy to get back to you regarding that question.
Couric: Your husband?
Palin: John…Todd. Oh, now you’ve really got me flustered. I feel like the media has my life under a telescope.
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
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Hilarious! You are the man!
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