Friday, April 20, 2012
Some VP advice for Romney
Pros: Will make Romney look smart. Solid family man. Supporter of nuclear energy. High name recognition.
Cons: Cartoon character.
Pros: Solid conservative credentials. Counterbalance Romney’s “elitist” image. High name recognition.
Cons: He’s crazy.
Pros: She’s hot.
Cons: She’s British
Pros: Articulate. Speaks our language. Good sense of humor. Smart (people think he’s a liberal playing the part of a conservative, that’s how good he is). Clean.
Cons: Might actually say “yes.”
Zeddie “Watkins” Little
Pros: He’s ridiculously photogenic.
Pros: High-profile conservative. Articulate. Photogenic. Good name recognition.
Cons: She could be a man.
Pros: African American. Well-known rapper and actor. Will keep staff supplied with blunts.
Cons: All of the above.
Pros: Brilliant mind. Successful industry leader. Visionary.
Cons: He’s dead.