September 4, 2013
Oval Office
Cantor: I’m on board with you, Mr.
President. Let’s face it, bombing shit is cool.
Obama: Every other president got to
bomb something. Bush got to start a couple of wars. I want to bomb something.
Okay?
Pelosi: We want video.
Obama: Are you kidding? We’ll have
camera’s all over that shit.
Clyburn: What about civilians? These
targets are in highly populated areas of Damascus.
Obama: Jimmy, come on, man. Bring it
down a notch. There’ll be a few casualties, but it’s all for the bigger good.
Right?
Boehner: Can we get one of those cool
“situation room” photos with us watching the whole thing go down live?
Obama: Hell yeah. Just don’t start
crying, John. [laughs]
Clyburn: But Sir, the American people
are not behind this. Shouldn’t we listen to our citizens?
[Silence for several seconds and then
uproarious laughter.]
Obama: That’s good. Whoa. Someone get
Jimmy a drink. I didn’t know you were such a funny guy. Let’s go golfing one of
these days.
McCarthy: Speaking of golf, I’ve got a
tee time in 45 minutes. We about done here?
Obama: We all on the same page? Jimbo?
Good. Okay. Peace out.
No comments:
Post a Comment