The media has remained strangely quiet about the spread of a
debilitating disease afflicting millions of Americans. Symptoms include loss of
logic, bouts of uncontrollable anger, delusions and occasionally the complete
shutdown of all mental processes. The disease is Obama Hatred (OH), and it
targets politically conservative Americans across the nation.
The origin of the disease can be traced back to the 2008 Presidential
election results and the moment when Barack Obama was declared the victor.
Millions of low functioning Americans were instantly afflicted with OH, and
most remain infected to this day.
From shutting down the U.S. government to unceasing attacks
on Obamacare to Benghazi, sufferers of OH display symptoms of unbridled
hostility and disrespect toward President Obama. Unable to control their
actions or subdue their racism, those afflicted with OH work tirelessly to
undercut, punish and embarrass the President of the United States.
An extremely virulent strain affects Arizona Republicans,
who just recently passed a bill in the state legislature that would prohibit the state
from enforcing or cooperating with Obama’s executive orders unless they were
affirmed by the Republican-controlled U.S. Congress. It’s as close to a state
seceding from the Union as it gets.
The
Republican members of Congress to whom the Arizona Republicans refer to are no
less afflicted with OH. They recently invited Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to speak to
Congress without consulting the President, and within the past few days sent a
letter to Iran’s leadership telling them not make any nuclear proliferation
deals with Obama because…it’s Obama.
The
sad news is that there is no known cure for OH. Carriers are immune to logic,
common sense and bipartisanship. The advice of health officials to the
uninfected is to avoid watching FOX News, never vote for Republicans and always
base your opinions on facts rather then ideology.
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