Trump Campaign Hires North Korean President Kim Jong Un as Campaign Advisor. Public Executions Promised.
Experts Baffled by Sudden Extreme Spike in Trump Polls
Mexico Agrees to Pay for Wall to Keep Trump Out
Kaepernick Admits to Sitting On Toilet and Not Standing Until Done. FOX News Explodes With Indignation.
DEA Refuses Once Again to Remove Flintstones Vitamins From Schedule I Drug Category.
Vice President Nominee Mike Pence Blames Ice Cream-induced Brain Freeze For Moment of Clarity and Compassion
Citing Immigration Restrictions, Jesus Cancels Return Indefinitely
Melenia Trump On Why Clinton Unfit to Hold Top Office: “No one who dresses like my grandmother can president.”
New NC Voter ID Law Requires Genealogical Evidence of “White Purity”
Crazed Fan Stabs Rolling Stones’ Keith Richards Twenty-seven Times, Sets Him On fire and Throws Body Into Grand Canyon. Doctors Say Guitarist Will Continue Touring Within Days.