You Know the Bush Administration is in Trouble When...

• Karl Rove is replaced with Bush’s private tailor, Georges de Paris
• White House orders DC liquor stores and pharmacies to remain open on 24-hour standby
• Libby enters the federal witness protection program
• Cheney has his sneer surgically removed
• Dennis Miller is given a room at the White House and bestowed the title, “Court Jester”
• White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan is replaced by Jerry Springer
• Cheney deletes “Vice President of the United States” from his Monster.com resume
• DC post offices run out of “Change of Address” packets
• Foreign governments ask Bush and entourage to stay at local Holiday Inns during state visits
• Site for the future George W. Bush Presidential Library chosen near Leavenworth, Kansas