John Bolton, the man who once quipped that if the U.N. lost ten stories it wouldn’t make any difference, and who was subsequently nominated to be U.N. ambassador (it makes perfect sense in Bushworld), has resigned. What’s Bolton to do now? Here are a few suggestions for the contentious, quick-tempered conservative:
Radio talk show host. “Oh yeah? My moustache could kick your ass.”
Marriage counselor. “He’s ugly and you’re fat. Can we agree on that?”
Good humor man. “Officer, the kid tried to stiff me for a quarter. He’s lucky a baseball bat was all I could get my hands on.”
Cowboy. “Whataya mean, have I ever seen Brokeback Mountain?”
Waiter. “Your soup’s cold? Here, let me piss in it. That’ll warm it up.”
Sunday school teacher. “I don’t care what your mommies and daddies said. You’re all going straight to hell. Any questions?”
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