The Bush Twins will show up in an Argentinean porn film
Donald Rumsfeld will host a FOX News talk show called, “Grumpy Old White Men.”
San Francisco will be asked to secede from the Union
Dick Cheney will completely disappear
Iraqis will rebuild Saddam’s statue
The first verifiable alien-human contact will be caught on videotape at the Delmar, Iowa Gas ‘N Go.
The Republican Party will be declared a criminal enterprise under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act (RICO) and forced to disband.
Oprah will buy Chicago
The National Enquirer will break the news that George Bush was caught in gay tryst under the headline, “Brokeback Rose Garden.”
Barak Obama will take the stage name B-Prez and make a Hip Hop CD
The U.S. will invade Iran with forces made up primarily of Boy Scouts, security guards and motorcycle gangs
Tofu will be deemed an illegal substance in three southern states with stiff fines and prison terms for distributing
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