A new watch to help him tell time…as in, it’s time to leave Iraq. It’s time to stop going with your gut. It’s time to listen to people who are smarter than you (this would include most Americans).
A shovel and hip boots
A heart transplant
A six-week stay at the Baghdad Hilton
EFL (English as a First Language) lessons
One-way ticket to Paraguay
A bicycle with training wheels
A subscription to “Out” magazine