Conspiracy theorists of the world arise. Come up from your parent’s basements. Step away from the computer and your latest letter to the editor. Take a break from stalking your congressman.
Now bask in the warm glow of this victorious moment (although put on some sun screen if you burn easily).
You were right!!!
The government IS spying on you. And that’s not all. A new documentary has been released that confirms what you believed all along: The crash of TWA flight 800 was no accident. And officials may be on the verge of finding Jimmy Hoffa’s body. (UPDATE: No body was found. Of course, they could be lying about that.)
These are glorious days for us indeed. Now you can hold your head up high at this summer’s family picnic and tell Uncle (you-can’t-really-believe-that) Al to go eat a pickle. This Christmas you won’t have to sit in a corner drinking in anger at your family’s collective ignorance of the nefarious goals of the Trilateral Commission.
You were right.
Breath in the sweet aroma of vindication.
But don’t become complacent. We still have work to do. The reptilian Bush clan is still active and may try and put another member in the White House.
Stay vigilant, my friends. Stay vigilant.