Top 10 Reasons Why We Should Bomb Syria

10. Will definitely bolster U.S. image in the region

9. CNN has a name and rockin’ theme song for the war

8. Drones are so last week

7. Assad tweeted that he liked Miley Cyrus’s performance at the VMAs

6.Widespread enthusiastic support from the American public

5.Summer doldrums

4.Killing civilians with bombs to stop them from being killed by poison gas just makes sense

3. NSA revelation fatigue

2. Military Channel needs more “B” roll

1. Iraq and Afghanistan; huge wins