Director of the NSA Says Office Bugged by FBI at Request of CIA on Tip From DEA Originally Provided by ATF. Obama responds: STFU.
SWAT unit raids child’s tea party on tip from uninvited toy. Winnie-the-Pooh tazed repeatedly.
Plastic Surgeon Reveals He Has Reduced Length of Obama’s Nose Dozens of Times in Past Months
Samsung Introduces New Smart-Ass Phone With Exclusive Insult Apps
Taylor Swift Institutionalized After Day When No New Photos of Her Appear On Internet
Pulitzer Prize for fiction goes to Fall Lake by John Andreini