Last deathbed words of the not-quite-yet departed

“Is it hot in here or is it just me?”

Pat Robertson

“I smell bacon.”
Paula Deen

“They’re not taking me to the front of the line.”
Kim Kardashian

“I see a tunnel… No wait, that’s just yo mama.”

Damon Wayons

“This can’t be right. I have to spend eternity with Al Gore?”

Rush Limbaugh

“Contract? I don’t remember signing any contract.”

Dick Cheney

“We’re not doing five bloody shows a week. We’ll do three, tops. And here’s our standard rider.”

Mick Jagger

“No, it’s Adam Handler, with an “H.” I gotta be there somewhere.”

Adam Sandler

“What do you mean, I don’t have diplomatic immunity here?"

Henry Kissinger