The
above photo should be enough to clue you in on the IQ level of the latest Obama
“protesters.” Primarily Southern boys who drive big, fuel gulping trucks, this
group of Einsteins enjoy demonstrating their disdain for Obama’s support of
clean air by modifying their diesel trucks with chimneys and equipment that
forces extra fuel into the engine causing thick black smoke to pour out of the
smoke stacks. They call it coal rolling.
“I
run into a lot of people that really don’t like Obama at all,” a salesperson of
custom coal rolling equipment told
David Weigel
of Slate magazine. “If he’s into the
environment, if he’s into this or that, we’re not. I hear a lot of that. To get
a single stack on my truck — that’s my way of giving them the finger. You want
clean air and a tiny carbon footprint? Well, screw you.”
Clean
air? Screw you.
What’s
next, fellas? Cow dung in the town’s water supply? Clean water? Screw you.
Cover our crops with toxic chemicals? (Wait, we’re already doing that).
Michelle Obama wants kids to grow up healthy. Screw you. We want ‘em to grow
up…not healthy. Obama supports our troops. We don’t? This argument isn’t going
the way it should.
“Wait
a minute, Elmer. It’s a trap.”
“It
is?”
“They’re
tryin’ to get us to analyze stuff.”
“Damn
them.”
“You
know Obama probably likes to analyze stuff.”
“Analyze
stuff? Screw you.”
“That’s
the spirit.”
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