Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Prison jobs for which Tom DeLay might be qualified:


Boy Toy/Girlfriend/Sex Slave

Chaplin’s Assistant

Contraband Smuggler

Organizer, Bush Loyalists Alumni Club, Prison Chapter #34

Shiv Maker

Warden’s Best Friend

Coordinator of Religious Activities for the Aryan Brotherhood

Exercise Yard Punching Bag

President, Inmates for Tax Reform

Rat Trainer

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

At least he will have alot of time and (can) sit on own throne and ponder ways to gain control of prison hierarchy!