It’s
come to my attention that you don’t have enough to worry about in your life, so
here is something new to keep you up at night. The Putnam County Sheriff’s
Office in Palatka, Florida has posted a warning to drivers on its Facebook page
that stickers on the back of your vehicle are inviting criminal activity.
That’s right. Your choice of decals or bumper stickers can
tell a bad guy a whole lot of information about you and your family. For
instance, a parking pass can tell a criminal where you go to school or work. A
“My daughter is an honor student at xxxx” tips off the nogoodniks to where your
child goes to school. Your “I love my Chihuahua” bumper sticker makes it clear
that your dog will pose no threat once I break into your house. And don’t get
me started on the stick figure family. If you have these you deserve to be murdered
in your sleep.
If this seems a bit over the top to you, I agree. I picture
myself leaving Target, walking across the parking lot and seeing a guy with
swastikas tattooed on his forehead standing behind my car with a legal pad
taking notes. Probably not going to happen. Most criminals are not, shall we
say, sophisticated or patient enough to decode your bumper stickers in any
useful way. And when I see stick figure families, they’re usually on the rear
window of a rusted, decades old minivan, which should convey to even the
dimmest thief that they are not a prime burglary target.
I appreciate the Putnam County Sheriff’s Office for the
warning, but I’m leaving my “I won the Powerball lottery” sticker on my car,
thank you very much.
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