Pick the real ridiculous headline from this list of ridiculous headlines.
- Texas Governor Rick Perry says ISIS is preparing to attack the Alamo
- North Korean leader Kim Jong-un found herding yaks in Mongolia. “My life’s dream.”
- 216 attendees at the 2014 Food Safety Summit fall ill from contaminated chicken
- Typhoon heading for Japan is God’s punishment for “Hello Kitty” according to Pat Robertson
- “How can we win the War on Christmas if we don’t have drones?” asks Bill O’Reilly
- Congress to vote on instituting national “I hate science” day.