Friday, February 04, 2005

He’s making a list, checking it twice….

President Bush spoke at a gathering in Fargo, North Dakota yesterday to drum up support for his Social Security initiative. Security officials at the event were given a list of dozens of people who were not to be allowed in to hear the President’s speech, primarily due to their opposition of Bush's Iraq policies. Un-American? Yes. Typical of this administration? Absolutely. That’s Going Too Far! has obtained a copy of the list used to weed out dissenting voices from the American conversation on Social Security.

February 4, 2005

To all security personnel at today’s event:

The following individuals are not to be admitted into this facility under any circumstances. Please check all identification carefully.

Edward Kennedy
Tinky Winky
Michael Moore
Barbara Boxer
Barbara Streisand
Al Franken
Spongebob Squarepants
Osama bin Laden
Anyone from California
Donald Rumsfeld
The “Can you hear me now?” guy
North Koreans
Bill Clinton
John Kerry
Al Gore
Colin Powell
Any liberal comic strip characters
John Stewart
John Andreini

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