The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington, DC 05443
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*City______________________ State______ Zip______
*Position for which you are applying
*Regular Full-time_____ Part-time_____ Temp_________
High School diploma ______
Please list all prior jobs held:
It is essential to the selection process that you answer the following questions honestly.
1. I believe government is the problem, not the solution. Yes____ No____
2. I live by the rule: “Do as I say, not as I do.” Yes_____ No____
3. I believe that by nature, most people are devious and untrustworthy. Yes____ No___
4. Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century. Yes____ No____
5. I’m a “half-empty” kind of person. Yes_____ No_____
6. Logic and reason are clever propaganda tools of the elite. Yes____ No____
7. The earth is only about 10,000 years old. Yes____ No____
8. The United Nations is Satan’s beachhead in America. Yes____ No____
9. I have seen “The Passion of the Christ” _____ times.
10. I watch FOX News regularly and lust after Ann Coulter/Sean Hannity (circle appropriate gender). Yes_____ No_____
11. I would be willing to hurl my body in front of the President and serve as a human shield should there ever be an assassination attempt. Yes____ No____
Thank you for your interest in working at the White House. You will be contacted if we feel your qualifications match an existing opening.