Congress sinks to new low in poll (you probably didn't think that was possible)

The latest Gallup poll shows the American Congress in a free fall to becoming the most unpopular entity in the universe. According to the poll, only 7 percent of those questioned had “a great deal” or “quite a bit” of confidence in Congress. Younger people might be saying, “Hey, Congress has always sucked,” which, from a performance standpoint might be true, but from the perspective of public opinion, it is at an all-time low. In 1973, a whopping 42 percent of the public had a great deal of confidence in Congress, but it’s been all downhill since then.

To put this in perspective, here are fifteen things that are more popular than Congress.

• Jorts
• Zombies
• Satan
• Colonoscopies
• Adam Sandler
• Clowns
• Paper cuts
• Lutefisk
• Dirt
• Tax audits
• NSA
• The Last Airbender
• Root canal
• Kim Jong Un
• Spam