In
the yet to be released movie, “The Interview,” actors James Franco and Seth
Rogan play a talk show host and his producer who land an interview with North
Korea leader Kim Jong-un. The two men are then recruited by the CIA to
assassinate the mini-tyrant. The real North Korean government is not pleased
with the plot, and says that if the movie is released, it would be considered
an act of war and that “merciless counter-measures will be taken.”
Kim
isn’t the first person who has been upset with his portrayal on the big screen.
Here are reviews from a few other personalities unhappy with how they were
treated by Hollywood.
“Passion
of the Christ is a bloody hot mess. I look like I’ve been run over by a chariot
for a good part of the movie. I’m normally a pretty forgiving guy, but this was
over the top. Two thumbs down.”
Jesus
“Why
do movie directors have to focus so much on the negative? Yes, some buildings
were damaged and a few people were hurt, but that’s not what my life is about.
It’s all taken out of context.”
Godzilla
“The
nasty little Baggins’s would be nothing without me. Nothing! Yet poor Smeagol's the bad
guy.”
Smeagol
“No one told me I was having Satan’s baby. Who’s going to hire the Devil’s mother? My life has been a living hell since that film came out.”
Rosemary
Woodhouse
“Homeward
Bound was an absolute disaster. I told my agent in no uncertain terms that I am
never, ever working with a dog again.”
Sassy
“I
can’t wait to sauté Mr. Demme’s liver and serve it with some fava beans and a
nice Chianti.”
Hannibal
Lector
“Why
did they pick someone to portray me who looks nothing like me? Did they even
check with Pitt or Cruise?”
Mahatma
Gandhi
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