Monday, April 11, 2005

Music To His Ears

It was revealed today the George Bush has an I-Pod he listens to when he jogs. The White House released the (approved) President’s song list to reporters, which contained myriad country standards with a few Top 40 rock hits thrown in. Our mole in the WH, however, has obtained the ACTUAL list of songs Dubya listens to when he’s beatin’ tracks in preparation for his future impeachment escape plan. Please remember: Bush does not understand satire, which is a common conservative Christian affliction.

Kill the Poor – Dead Kennedys
Screw You We’re From Texas – Ray Willie Hubbard
White Riot --– Clash
Do You Think I’m Sexy – Rod Stewart
We’re an American Band – Grand Funk Railroad
Playground in my Mind – Clint Holmes
Dirty White Boy – Foreigner
Raw Power – Stooges
Anarchy in the U.K. – Sex Pistols
Heterosexual Man – Bedbugs
Love Gun – Kiss
Where Eagles Dare – Misfits
Sledgehammer – Peter Gabriel
Whip It – Devo
My Ding-A-Ling – Chuck Berry
The Heat Is On – Glenn Frey
One Way Or Another – Blondie
Do You Really Want To Hurt Me – Culture Club

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