The "Z" List

With the nomination of John Bolton as ambassador to the U.N., the Bush administration embarked on a radically new strategy for filling high-level government positions. No details are available on the novel approach of nominating the worst possible person for a job, but we do know it is informally referred to as “Reverse Assmosis.” That’s Going Too Far! did, however, obtain a copy of a confidential list of future Bush nominees for vacant or soon to be vacant government positions.

Secretary of the Treasury – Kenneth Lay

Head of the DEA – Rush Limbaugh

Head of Homeland Security – Jack Black

Head of Veterans Affairs – Jane Fonda

Director of the CIA – Cedric the Entertainer

Ambassador to France – Ann Coulter

Secretary of Education – Mike Tyson

Head of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms – Paris Hilton

Head of the National Endowment for the Arts – Snoop Dogg

Ambassador to Iran – Jerry Falwell

Secretary of the Health and Human Services – Hugh Heffner

Secretary of Agriculture – Martha Stewart