The pre-candidate screening test

Dear prospective candidate,

In order to qualify to run for national office in the United States, you are required to answer the following questions and submit this document to the National Elections Council, who will tabulate the results and approve or deny your request to run for elected office. Thank you. 

1. The Earth is 6,000 years old.

True

False

2. America is officially a Christian nation.

True

False

3. The words "God," "Creator" and "Jesus" are mentioned numerous times in the U.S. Constitution.

True

False

4. The issue of man-made global warming is still hotly debated among climate scientists.

True

False

5. Weapons of mass destruction were found in Iraq.

True

False

6, President Obama was born in Hawaii.

True

False

7. Supply-side economics, fiscal austerity and lowering taxes on the wealthy have proven to be highly successful economic approaches.

True

False

8. Christians in America are an oppressed minority.

True

False

10. It’s my right as and American to discriminate against people with whom I disagree.

True

False

11. George Bush is considered by experts to be one of this country’s greatest Presidents.

True

False